[歡樂一笑] 來喔看英語笑話學點英語吧!(有翻譯)

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1 "You'll be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on [backcolor=rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4)]fares. I didn't go to schoolby bus but ran all the way after it."
"Well," said his mother laughing. "Next time you should run after a taxi, you'll save much more."
“媽媽，你今天會對我滿意的，“放學回家後，迪克對媽媽說。“我省下了車錢。我上學時沒有乘公車，而是一路跟著公車跑。”
“噢，”她的媽媽笑道。“下次你應該跟在計程車後面跑，會省更多。”
2 The orchard-keeper spotted a little boy sneak into the orchard and climb an apple tree, so he raced over. "Little devil, what are you doing up on my tree?"
"Look here, sir, an apple fell off your tree, so I'm trying to put it up again!" the boy replied holding the apple in his hand
護園人發現一個小男孩偷偷鑽進果園，爬上了一棵蘋果樹，就迅速走了過去。“小傢伙，你在我的樹上做什麼？
“看這裡，先生，一個蘋果從您的樹上掉了下來，所以我想把它重新掛上去！”小男孩舉著手裡的蘋果回答說。
3 The buddy said to Tom, "I hear that it's the safest sitting in the middle of the train. Once an accident occurs, both ends of the train get damaged worst."
" Idiot ! Why won't they get rid of both ends of the train?"
夥伴對湯姆說：“我聽說坐在火車中間最安全。一旦發生事故，火車兩頭遭到的破壞最大。”
“白痴！他們為什麼不去掉火車的兩頭呢？”

3xp10remar5

這笑話真的很有趣，完全笑翻

但排版有點小亂，能不能請大大編輯一下呢?